I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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