hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Just high enough for therapy.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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