Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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