Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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