google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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