They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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