Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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