We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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