Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize