I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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