Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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