i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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