oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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