Having a random hookup so left but love u
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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