life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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