But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Randomize
