Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize
