a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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