how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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