sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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