No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Buhtt sex?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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