I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
North Korea, Best Korea!
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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