Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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