god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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