Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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