I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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