today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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