My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
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my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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