How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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