have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
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As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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