I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize