You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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