just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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