Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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