Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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