Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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