I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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