I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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