i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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