no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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