my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We need to get me chipped asap
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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