I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
