we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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