Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug
This is sufficient.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
