Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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