i just had sex bonerless
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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