can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
