we have officially lost it.
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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