were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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