we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
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If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
wow bdsm is so cute
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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