:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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