I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
as a side note pls kill me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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