I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
that is very illegal...i love you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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