My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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