i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
